Warning:

The following is the brain child of much alcohol and the false perception that one can sing while consuming said alcohol. Please do not judge the band by this song, it's not their fault. In fact, only one member was even present. The sound is poor but it's the only recording in existence as it was done totally impromptu by Duane on vocals, Jordan on guitar, Rob on bass, and Jim on drums. If subject matter of this nature offends you, please use your browser's back button NOW!

So, what's an unemployed, perpetually single, 30 something y/o have to be bluesy about once the rash has cleared up?..........
His Man Boobs.

Man Boob Blues

      Well I was drivin' with my top down, don't got no convertible but, no one was around so it was okay I guess. Tryin' to solve my blues. I got the man boobs. I got the man boob blues.

Yes I was drivin' just the other night. Looked over, stopped at a light. A little honey, lookin' at me. She looked again and then went, that's not for me. I got the man boobs. She saw my man boobs, she's gone.

I went to the doctor, just the other day. You got some man boobs! What do you say?!!! I got the man boobs. I'm gonna get a reduction yeah. I got the man boobs. Man boob blues...................

I went to the doctor. He said do you have insurance? I said through my work and he said OOOOOOOOOOH! I got the man boobs and I'm gonna cut 'em off of you. He said we're gonna notice a start, to stoppin' your man boob blues.

I got the man boob, man boob bluuuuuues yeah, I got the man boob, I got the man boob bluuuuuues. I got the man boobs. I got the ab to match 'em too.
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